The Conners 10/12 on ABC





The Conners: Parent Traps and Heart Attacks (10/12)
“Parent Traps and Heart Attacks” – When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday, on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 12 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.



The Conners 10/5 on ABC





The Conners: Driving, Dating and Deceit (10/5)
“Driving, Dating and Deceit” – Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past, on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, OCT. 5 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.



The Conners 9/28 on ABC




“Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much” – Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems, when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, DLV) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.

 

 




The Conners 9/21 (Season Premiere) on ABC





The Conners: SEASON PREMIERE – Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double (9/21)
“Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double” – In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Elsewhere, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark, where Harris and Mark bond in an unexpected way as Mark copes with the news that his ex-boyfriend is dating someone else on the season premiere of “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 21 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.



The Conners 9/14 (Rerun) on ABC





The Conners: A Judge and A Priest Walk Into A Living Room… (9/14) (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/18/22)
“A Judge and A Priest Walk Into A Living Room…” – The Conners gear up for a megawedding! Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. Meanwhile, Dan and the family have decked out the house for the occasion, but will all six of the lovebirds make it to “I do”? Find out on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, L) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/18/22)



The Conners: Season 5 Lead Sheet





The Conners: Season 5 Lead Sheet
THE CONNERS (Wednesdays, 8:00p.m. ET/PT)
Season Premieres Wednesday, Sept. 21, 2022

The Conners continue to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford. This iconic family — Dan, Jackie, Darlene and Becky — grapples with parenthood, dating, financial pressures and aging in working-class America. Through it all — the fights, the coupon cutting, the hand-me-downs, the breakdowns — with love, humor and perseverance, the family prevails.

The series stars John Goodman as Dan Conner, Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris, Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy, Emma Kenney as Harris Conner-Healy, Ames McNamara as Mark Conner-Healy and Jay R. Ferguson as Ben.

“The Conners” is executive produced by Tom Werner, along with Sara Gilbert, Bruce Helford, Dave Caplan, Bruce Rasmussen and Tony Hernandez. The series is from Werner Entertainment.



The Conners 9/4 (Rerun) on ABC





The Conners: The Best Laid Plans, A Contrabassoon and A Sinking Feeling (9/4) (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/4/22)
“The Best Laid Plans, A Contrabassoon and A Sinking Feeling” – Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; and after a serious accident, she reevaluates everything and makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark’s combative contrabassoon teacher; but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences on “The Conners,” SUNDAY, SEPT. 4 (7:00-7:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, DLV) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/4/22)



The Conners 8/31 (Rerun) on ABC





The Conners: Three Ring Circus (8/31) (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/11/22)
“Three Ring Circus” – Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family; but before they have the chance, Neville and Jackie, and Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. Looks like there are three parties to plan on “The Conners,” airing WEDNESDAY, AUG. 31 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, DL) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 5/11/22)



The Conners 8/24 (Rerun) on ABC





The Conners: Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations (8/24) (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/13/22)
“Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations” – Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan’s generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; and Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it to on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, AUG. 24 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, DL) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 4/13/22)



The Conners 8/17 (Rerun) on ABC





The Conners: Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano (8/17) (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/23/22)
“Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano” – As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, AUG. 17 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, DL) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. (Rebroadcast. OAD: 3/23/22)