THE CW PRIMETIME LISTINGS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 4, 2022 (ALL TIMES ET)
Please note:
The series finale of ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO, “How’s It
Going to Be,” will air Monday, September 5 (8:00-9:00pm ET)
The series finale of IN THE DARK, “Please Shine Down on
Me,” will air Monday, September 5 (9:00-10:00pm ET)
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 4
WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS
“Episode 213” — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
THE BEST KIND OF TROUBLE WITH GUEST JAYSON BLAIR (“GOOD TROUBLE”) –
We have dashing dogs, outlandish owls, perplexed penguins, galled goats, a husky playing hide
and seek, leering lizards, and a dog who has made a new playmate out of the neighbor on the
other side of the fence. Hosted by Elizabeth Stanton with special guest Jayson Blair and
commentary by Brain Cooper, Noah Matthews, Carmen Hodgson, and Mikalah Gordon (#213).
Original airdate 3/5/2022. Every episode of WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS will be
available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without
a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS
“Episode 214” — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
SARAH JEFFERY CHARMS US – In this episode of WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS, we
have karate kittens, birds barraging bicycles, hammy hounds, and an emu speeding down the
highway! Hosted By Elizabeth Stanton, with special guest Sarah Jeffery (“Charmed”), and
commentary by Mikalah Gordon, Brian Cooper, Neel Ghosh, and Maiara Walsh (#214). Original
airdate 3/12/2022. Every episode of WORLD’S FUNNIEST ANIMALS will be available to
stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a
subscription, log-in or authentication required.
PENN & TELLER: FOOL US
“Penn & Tizzle” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
ALL FOR THE MAGIC — Aspiring magicians are invited to perform their best trick to try and
fool the world-famous team of Penn & Teller, who will get to see the trick only once and have to
immediately try to work it out. Anyone who succeeds wins the right to perform with Penn &
Teller in their celebrated show at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. The TV audience
watches along with Penn & Teller as they try to figure out the secrets. The magicians featured in
the episode include Leroya Sanford, Joshua Jay, Gabriel Gascon, and Luca Volpe. Alyson
Hannigan (“How I Met Your Mother”) serves as host (#805). Original airdate 11/12/2021.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
SERIES FINALE
ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO
“How’s It Going to Be” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, V) (HDTV)
SERIES FINALE– Liz (Jeanine Mason) doubting her abilities, calls for reinforcements,
meanwhile Isobel (Lily Cowles) shows Max (Nathan Dean) a memory, one that will put him on a
new trajectory and Michael (Michael Vlamis) makes a promise to Alex (Tyler Blackburn). The
series also stars Heather Hemmens, Michael Trevino and Amber Midthunder. The episode was
directed by Lance Anderson and written by Joel Anderson Thompson & Christopher Hollier
(#413). Original Airdate 9/5/2022. Every episode of ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO will be
available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without
a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
SERIES FINALE
IN THE DARK
“Please Shine Down on Me” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
SERIES FINALE – Murphy (Perry Mattfeld) copes by distracting herself with a new motivation:
getting even. Felix (Morgan Krantz) attempts to help her find other ways to deal with her
emotions, but like anything with Murphy, it’s an uphill battle. Josh (Theo Bhat) is smug as he
slowly puts together how the night unfolded, until he realized that it’s not over yet. Ryan McFaul
directed the episode written by Corinne Kingsbury (#412). Original airdate 09/05/2022.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
LEONARDO
“Episode 104” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, DV) (HDTV)
EXPECTATIONS — When Ludovico asks Leonardo (Aidan Turner) to create a sculpture in
honour of his father, mounted on horseback, Leonardo’s ambitions reach new heights as he
endeavours to exceed the expectations placed upon him. Through preparing the work, Leonardo
recognises himself in another troubled soul, the young duke of Milan, Gian Galeazzo Sforza, and
puts trust in an unexpected source, a young, but resourceful thief called Salaì. With his attentions
distracted from Caterina (Matilda De Angelis) when she would need him most, a worrying
predicament leaves Leonardo determined to do the right thing. Desperate to protect those closest
to him, Leonardo finds himself in a race against time with a costly decision to make. Freddie
Highmore, Carlos Cuevas, Alessandro Sperduti, James D’Arcy, Robin Renucci, Hugo Becker,
Miriam Dalmazio and Max Bennet also star. Daniel Percival directed the episode written by
Frank Spotnitz, Steve Thompson and Gabbie Asher (#104). Original airdate 9/6/2022. Every
episode of LEONARDO will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day
after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
DEVILS
“Episode 4” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
LINES IN THE SAND – The battle lines are drawn between NYL and Dominic’s (Patrick
Dempsey) new company – with former colleagues and friends pitted against one another. At
stake is ownership of a major social media company – but also a huge nuclear energy deal
involving the Chinese. Massimo (Alessandro Borghi) continues to seek the truth about Brexit –
but by uncovering a suspicious death related to the polling company, he attracts the attention of
the men responsible for the murder. Nick Hurran directed the episode written by Naomi Gibney
(#204). Original airdate 9/6/2022. Every episode of DEVILS will be available to stream on The
CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or
authentication required.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
DC’S STARGIRL
“Frenemies – Chapter Two: The Suspects” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TVPG-
LV) (HDTV)
UNEXPECTED ARRIVALS — Still on the lookout for evil in Blue Valley, Courtney (Brec
Bassinger) grows suspicious after an unexpected visitor shows up at the Dugan house.
Meanwhile, Barbara (Amy Smart) and Pat (Luke Wilson) become concerned after a visit from a
mysterious antiques collector named Richard Swift (guest star Jonathan Cake). Elsewhere,
Cindy (Meg DeLacy) puts her plan in motion. Yvette Monreal, Cameron Gellman, Anjelika
Washington, Trae Romano and Hunter Sansone also star. Andi Armaganian directed the episode
written by James Dale Robinson (#302). Original airdate 9/7/2022. Every episode of DC’S
STARGIRL will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after
broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
WELLINGTON PARANORMAL
“Who The Hell?” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-14, LV) (HDTV)
THE REAL UNDERGROUND – Officers Minogue (Mike Minogue) and O’Leary (Karen
O’Leary) head out on patrol to find what's behind a series of mysterious curses. Meanwhile,
Officer Parker (guest star Tom Sainsbury) gets a new partner. Also starring Maaka Pohatu. Tim
van Dammen directed the episode written by Nick Ward (#405). Original airdate 9/7/2022.
Every episode of WELLINGTON PARANORMAL will be available to stream on The CW
App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or
authentication required.
WELLINGTON PARANORMAL
“The Revengers” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)
INTERGALACTIC VIGILANTE – A Meteor strike gives superpowers to a Neighborhood
Watch group, who soon decide to take the law into their own hands. It's now up to Officers
Minogue (Mike Minogue) and O’Leary (Karen O’Leary) to take back their power. Also starring
Maaka Pohatu Tim van Dammen directed the episode written by Amanda Alison (#305).
Original airdate 7/13/2022. Every episode of WELLINGTON PARANORMAL will be
available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without
a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8
BUMP
“Limerence” — (8:00-8:30 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DLS) (HDTV)
HISTORY REPEATS? – The beginnings of Santi (Carlos Sanson Jr.) and Oly’s (Nathalie
Morris) relationship are revealed while they try to navigate this instant family dynamic and
overcome their misunderstandings as they get to know each other better. Santi reacts when Oly
unintentionally rejects his feelings, despite them growing closer. Angie (Claudia Karvan) tries to
deal with her changing relationship with Matias (Ricardo Scheihing-Vasquez), and suspicions
from Oly. Dom (Angus Sampson) comes to terms with the reality of their homelife. The episode
was written by Gracie Otto and directed by Jessica Tuckwell (#106). Original airdate 9/8/2022.
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
“Laila Ali 2” — (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
ROLLING WITH THE PUNCHES — WITH GUEST STAR APPEARANCE BY BOXING
CHAMPION LAILA ALI — Hosted by comedian Aisha Tyler, cast members Ryan Stiles,
Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Jeff Davis, put their comedic skills
to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games that are prompted only by random ideas
supplied by the studio audience. The four performers must use the little information they have
and their wild imaginations to depict different characters and an array of scenes, as well as
perform songs. After each round of improvisation, Aisha will dole out points to our four
performers and declare a winner at the end of every episode. Directed by Geraldine Dowd
(#1002). Original airdate 10/9/2021.
GREAT CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN
“Let’s Par-Tea!” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
TEA TIME – With sweet safety off the table, the top six bakers must create a scrumptious
illusion by mastering a gravity-defying cake. In the Elimination Challenge, the home bakers
create desserts using a flavor of tea (#305). Original Airdate 9/8/2022. Every episode of GREAT
CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com
the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
KILLER CAMP
“Scared To Death” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-14, DLV) (HDTV)
A TASTE OF DEATH – Camp Counselor Bobby (Bobby Mair) shocks the camp with yet
another a new addition, while campers compete for money against the killer in one of the worst
challenges yet. Directed by Mike Parker (#206). Original airdate 9/9/2022. Every episode of
KILLER CAMP will be available to stream on CWTV.com and The CW App the day after
broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
DYNASTY
“More Power to Her” — (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
IS ALL AS IT SEEMS? – Tension remains between Blake (Grant Show) and Cristal (Daniella
Alonso) as they disagree on business matters and Blake calls in a favor to solve the problem.
Alexis (Elaine Hendrix) prepares for Fallon (Elizabeth Gillies) and Liam’s (Adam Huber) baby
shower and of course goes over the top! Dominique (Michael Michele) realizes something of
great importance to Jeff (Sam Adegoke) is missing, which causes Jeff to question his recent
decisions. Sam (Rafael de la Fuente) finds out some compromising information about the hotel
and confides in Culhane (Robert C. Riley) and the two come up with a plan to make the problem
go away. Adam (Sam Underwood) makes matters worse for his family situation. With Kirby
(Maddison Brown) and Amanda (Eliza Bennett) still on shaky ground, Kirby goes to extreme
measures to hopefully appease Amanda, and may have found a new majordomo for the Manor in
the process. The episode was written by Libby Wells and directed by Michael Allowitz (#521).
Original airdate 9/9/2022.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10
GREAT CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN
“Let’s Par-Tea!” — (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
TEA TIME – With sweet safety off the table, the top six bakers must create a scrumptious
illusion by mastering a gravity-defying cake. In the Elimination Challenge, the home bakers
create desserts using a flavor of tea (#305). Original Airdate 9/8/2022. Every episode of GREAT
CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com
the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required.
MASTERS OF ILLUSION
“A Symphony of Magic” — (9:00-9:30 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
MAGIC TRAVEL — Hosted by Dean Cain, “Masters of Illusion” features amazing magic
performed by cutting-edge illusionists, escape artists and performers displaying skills ranging
from perplexing interactive mind magic to hilarious comedy routines — all in front of a studio
audience. Magicians featured in this episode include Bill Cook, Alex Ramon, Jeff Hobson, Eric
Buss, Trino, Paige Thompson and Greg Gleason (#817). Original airdate 9/10/2022.
MASTERS OF ILLUSION
“Up Close and Personal” — (9:30-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG) (HDTV)
THE MASTER OF THE CLOSE-UP — Hosted by Dean Cain, “Masters of Illusion” features
amazing magic performed by cutting-edge illusionists, escape artists and performers displaying
skills ranging from perplexing interactive mind magic to hilarious comedy routines — all in front
of a studio audience. Magicians featured in this episode include Ed Alonzo, Chris Funk, Joel
Meyers, Diego Chavez, Tetro, Johnny Ace Palmer, Bill Cook and Krysten Lambert (#814).
Original airdate 8/13/2022.
